Holy Baloney Part 1

Try these out for size:

- 2 women trying to enjoy a nice night out with each other at a local coffeeshop and a mob of men come rushing in with bluetooth enabled phone cameras. Not exactly birdwatching are they?

- Plenty of parking spaces out here in Oman, and that is a true statement - provided you're there at the right place at the right time. But when all hopes are down, do what the rest of the locals and residents are doing lately - double park behind a vehicle and stop them from getting anywhere serves them for getting a space.

- Imagine this: 5 star joints on either side of a large parking area, a nearby beach, and plenty of people in the parking getting changed for a quick bath. Has the municaplity never heard of the concept of public bathrooms/showers?

- Kids. Where would we all be without these cute babies, eh? Go on, let them run a round a little, scream a bit, buy them that nice looking lollipop, play around with a beachball - oops! It's gone off into the street! No matter, the kid won't run after it, after all, he IS just a KID. BAM! But I had my eye on them all the time, I don't understand how that happened?

- Isn't love grand? We all love our wives, our moms, sisters. Heck, we might as well admit that we have had our bit of relationships in the past (and don't shake your head like that, because you know you have). But when you see a 50-ish year old Omani walking around with a 24 year old Fillipino or even 19 year Morrocan woman, you'd imagine that they have everything in common except that. I mean, just imagine: she'd have to swim through his chest-hair just to reach his lips, if you know what I mean. How revolting.

This is just part 1.