it's not rocket science

People in Oman keep thinking that things can never get worse than it is currently. Apparently they were all proven wrong by nature - when Oman was struck, as much as some of it's neighborly countries like Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates.

That's why, I have thought of introducing some new laws and practices that every Omani national, citizen, resident and tourist should adhere to:

• There should be an appointment of a much better roads architect instead of the current one. Since this intelligent person never had the knowledge of knowing that Wadis do tend to overflow from time to time hence the effect of the current tragedy of what happened in the Sultanate of Oman.
• There should be a law against people who make farting noises in public or even think of trying to humor themselves and their friends with such repulsive noises in Muscat.
• There should be law to fine or jail every person who scratches their testicles in public. It's not amusing.
  
• There should be a law against anyone who sits in their car waiting for the traffic jam to ease while picking his nose. That's what they made tissues for.
• 'Dogs are not allowed to be walked on the beach'. Thats what the sign says made by the Muscat Municipality. Although every foreigner in the country knows how to read it - they completely ignore this sign. Stubbornness?
• 'Spitting is prohibited'. This sign, though, is written in both the Arabic and the Urdu language of our fellow Indian brothers in the country. Does this mean that the white man is a total Angel and doesn't do the same? I wonder..