Saturday, December 23, 2006

straight out of the horses mouth

So we haven't seen anything or any movement from the government about doing anything to help out the people in Oman who had suffered from last Thursday's flood. All I had seen were a few sandbags waiting just in case should it happen again.

Muscat Municipality claims that it has nothing to do with planning out the streets of the Muscat capital but it has chosen to move most of the industrialized institutions in Al Wadi Al Kabir to a more reliable area - in which case, this would be Sohar and the reason would be the great big flood that hit that are too on Thursday.

Today, most of the roads were cut off because the Saudi King had come in for a visit - maybe this would be a good time to ask him why him along with all the Wahabis in Kingdom of Saudi Arabia hate the Shi'ats so damn much. Because I would just love to know what his answer would be. 'Duh duh duh.....I don't know what you're talking about'.

And guys here in Oman still don't seem to understand that women who sit alone or with their friends can't be bothered about two-timing losers who try to impress them with their blue-tooth nicknames, Mr. 'I have a special number my daddy got for' and Mr. 'Bond'. Eat your heart out, you wuss.

Patience is a virtue, we are taught, but how long is it can you stand a man standing up in public scratching his unmentionables then moving on to his ass between garments and then lastly taking the odd green germ out of his for a lick on his tongue?

5 comments:

DoTs... said...

eewww..the last part was so EWW !!

don't look .. just stare the other way and act like u saw nothing.. take a deep breath and start singing "i feel pretty.. oh so pretty" ;)

Sleepless In Muscat said...

lol.

if only.

but that song would make a retarded man feel gay.

Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! ufffffffffffffffffffffffff yukk yukk kteer kteer!

muscati said...

Muscat Municipality claims that it has nothing to do with planning out the streets of the Muscat capital

Source please.

Sleepless In Muscat said...

Muscati:

It's a private source that I cannot reveal but very trustworthy.