marriage? phooey!

Do me a favor and stop talking to me about getting married.

I don't need to get married; I don't want to get married and I couldn't care less about being involved with someone of the other sex or the same sex at all.

Just because I am next in line to be 'happily married' doesn't neccersirily mean that I have to get hitched. Does it, now?

From my experience, having to get involved with someone from the other sex is nothing but a great big headache. Seriously, I kid you not. All you ever get is how they did this that day and how they find that funny but when it comes to you and your problems it's just too much for them and if you complain about that to her - God forbid - then you're being insensitive. Especially if you're like me when you're angry and very sarcastic. With my fooling around with jokes you couldn't tell sometimes if I am being serious or funny. Which is a point to consider, yes. But, hey, doesn't everyone?

Seriously, who needs the headache?

I swear the next person to come up to me and say congratulations on being ' next in line' will get it so bad from me - and my friends all think that I am just saying this and that no matter what I say or do about it right now, it's somehow my 'destiny'.

Yeah, and Jack & Rose will rise up from the dead to make a sequel to the Titanic having Jack drifting off in sea on a broken ice capsule. Please.

The last time I believe in 'love at first sight' was when I saw Jessica Alba in her Dark Angel ill fated series.

If it was tied down to me and an Ant being the last two beings on Earth, I'd still not get married.