The day the sky turned Black..

Today was a day like no other.

People panicked everywhere. Mice went into their holes. Hedgehogs into their burrows. Cats ran for shelter under the cars. Dogs were hiding behind their owner's legs while they unconciously burried them with their piss.

Birds flew in circles in the sky. Everyone was holding back in their homes. Waiting for whatever it was to go by.

But nothing in the world could ever save them from what was about to happen.

The sky went black. Total darkness.

Priests went into church praying for forgiveness. Rabbi's where bumping their heads agains the walls from sheer fear while they swang back and forth asking God to take the plunder elsewhere. Muslims stayed at home, praying in silence, raising their hands in their prayers asking God for mercy.

Whatever was going to happen now; it was going to happen and no one could ever stop it.

The sheer momentum of the whole situation was making the whole Earth shatter in jitters. Mountains were going to crumble from the shake. Houses were going to be cut in half from the power of this all.

And then..

It happened..

A man wearing a black cap, striped red and black t-shirt and black trousers stepped down from his red vehicle.

With him, he held a red package.

It was..

The pizza..

dum dum dummmmmmmm

;o)