the oddest thing happens when you find yourself..

• ... shouting at some other driver who drives (in your opinion) recklessly whilst you're in the car with the windows up (I heard you, my dear - loud and clear).

• ...talking about the side effects of smoking whilst you're hiding the very same fact from everyone else (yes, I do believe you. I just don't believe you, that's all).

• ...teaching lessons of morality when you yourself are a hypocrite to yourself, first, and to the people who surround you, lastly.

• ...turning to a complete joke maniac after work is over at some time in the night and you just laugh about almost anything, yet, at the end of the day - you fall depressed.